Albert Jo

Only two things are on my mind right now… maybe three. First, I need to get better at managing my own money. I’m horrible with $$ and need to get better spending habits.

Second, it’s kind of daunting imagining how short life can be. I’m nearing 20 years old and that means I’ve lived at most a fifth of my entire life expectancy. Honestly, it scares me a bit. The past years went by so quickly and it’s only going to go by faster. Being idle and not doing shit seems like an awful waste of time…

Third, I think you’re amazing and I’d love to get to know you better. But it’s kind of inevitable that our lives won’t ever coincide again. But hopefully, I’m wrong. I’m thinking way too much about this and sometimes, I wish I could forget about everything. But, I don’t regret anything.

OH yeah. I need to focus more on my chest and forearms. They’re disproportionate as hell. My cut’s almost finished and I’m pretty excited. Hard work pays off.

Today’s the last day of school. I honestly thought I’d enjoy the hell out of this day since everything was over… But im sure that ill miss this school. I’m really going to miss being a High schooler and all.

But at the Same time, I’m excited to go back to California. I miss Cupertino like crazy and it will be nice seeing how everything changed over the past two years.

I wasted 30 minutes downloading GameofThrones S02E05 when I was supposed to download GameofThrones s02E06. I need to wait another 30 minutes to download the correct episode.

It’s been 4 minutes. I can’t entertain myself for the next 26 minutes.

Hi. This is just an update to how I’m doing in Korea. I can’t believe how fast the past 2 years went by. It feels as if yesterday was 2010. I feel like I’m only fifteen years old. Graduation and college is right around the corner. Every moment feels so quick and temporary and this realization kind of makes me sad. 

I really miss America but I also grew to like Korea a lot. It’s really weird. I thought this place was a cell but it really isn’t. I wouldn’t mind spending a couple more years here. Currently, the weather is amazing and it reminds me NorCal’s summers. I’m surprised that mosquitoes haven’t appeared yet. But it’s also allergy season and I can’t go anywhere without having to sneeze or blow my nose. Claritan doesn’t even help.

Oh yeah, funny story. Yesterday, I got on the elevator to my apartment. I was going up and the door randomly opened up on the fourth floor. Albout seven grandmas got on and we kept going up. You’d expect them to go down but they went up.  When we reached the 8th floor (my apartment), all the grandmas came out confused and asked me what happened to the first floor. It took them a while to realize that they had gone up and not down. haha. This story sucks.

By Albert

The story begins in Donnie’s tangent universe. A jet engine from the future had landed in the Darko’s living room which caused a rift in time, creating a tangent universe. The tangent universe, according to Frank, would only last roughly around 28 days and by that time, both the tangent and primary universe would be destroyed.

Since the jet engine caused a rift, Donnie is given the responsibility to fix the primary universe. To do so, he has to transport the jet engine back into the primary universe. In order to help him complete his mission, a series of traps are set so Donnie is forced to send the engine back. Along with the traps, Donnie is given a series of powers to assist him.

Because Frank is killed by Donnie in the primary universe, he is automatically assigned the position of the Manipulated Dead. The Manipulated Dead’s responsibility is to guide Donnie. To ensure Donnie’s safety in the jet crash in the tangent universe, Frank tells Donnie to leave his house. Frank gives a series of instructions including burning Jim Cunningham’s house. By burning it down, Cunningham is arrested for having child pornography and Kitty, the insane teacher, rushes to aid him. This leaves Donnie’s mother to lead his sister’s dance troupe, allowing him to throw a party. Because of his party, Donnie is able to meet Gretchen and go to Grandma Death’s house, where she is accidentally killed by Frank. Donnie then realizes that the only way to save the people he loves is to transport the artifact back to the primary universe. He does so using his power of telekinesis. This results in his death in the primary universe but right before the engine crashes, Donnie is seen laughing. He is laughing because his decision in the tangent universe left him satisfied. Because Gretchen would’ve never met Donnie in the primary universe, her life is spared.